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24 Hours of Online Dating

 

Congratulations! (the e-mail's relating)

You've been approved for online dating!

 

In the 15 minutes since you sent in your test,

Thirty-nine men want your address!

 

Lonnie, 61, a Nutley tree surgeon,

He's not overweight and likes fishing for sturgeon;

 

Bob, 53, a contractor from Dover,

Has 17 dogs and a spiffy Land Rover;

 

Nigel, 58, a transplanted “Okie,”

Tax lawyer by day, but at night? Karaoke!

 

Wait: here's a message from a Premium E-Dater!

You can text him for free, so don't wait until later!

Reach out to this DateStar for romance and love,

You can reach him at: GotHots4U@gomail.gov!

 

Enrico, 49, a Banderas dead ringer:

CEO of a bank and one hell of a singer.

 

Irving, 63, from South Paradise,

Was almost third place for the Nobel peace prize,

 

Rhett, 47, raises wild bees for honey,

His two PhDs are in Logic and Money.

 

This is just a small sample of the men who are waiting,

It's just $19.95 on your credit card to start online dating.

 

Say good-bye to your cat, bid your TV adieu:

Love's in the air, it can happen to you!

 

--­Copyright 2009 Linda Brown Holt

 

 

 

 

Posted on Wednesday, May 27, 2009 at 06:18PM by Registered CommenterLinda Brown Holt | Comments2 Comments | References4 References

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